Don’t Trust Girls, Trust Your Gut (Fitness Comedy)

So you want to know the secret to a successful workout routine? It’s not about the gym or the weights, it’s about trusting your instincts… and also not trusting girls. Why did the girl bring a ladder on her first date? Because she wanted to take things to the next level! But seriously, folks, when it comes to fitness, you can’t always rely on the opinions of others. You’ve got to trust your own judgment… unless you’re trying out for a role in a rom-com. In that case, definitely go with what the girl says. After all, she’s probably right about how much pizza you should eat while training. But let’s be real, who needs advice from girls when you have a solid fitness plan? Not me, that’s for sure. I’ve got my trusty weights and I’m not afraid to use them. Unless, of course, I’m on a date and the girl is asking me if I want another slice of pizza. In that case, I’ll just nod politely and hope she doesn’t notice my stomach growling. Because when it comes to fitness, you can’t put a price on a good slice of pizza. #fitnesscomedy #trustin Instincts