Why Running Can Be a Total Disaster for Your Character, Anyway

Listen up, folks. So I was out on the cross-country track the other day and I started thinking – what’s the deal with all this ‘building character’ business? It’s like people think running is some sort of magic cure for all life’s problems. Newsflash: it’s not. Sure, pounding the pavement can be great exercise and all that jazz, but let’s be real, you’re still gonna have to deal with those pesky little things called ‘life.’ And trust me, after a few miles of running, the only thing building is your sweat rate. Not exactly the kind of character you were hoping for. But hey, if you want to try your hand at being a total disaster, be my guest. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.